Welcome to the Short Bus! Before boarding, you must shed any traces of political correctness - we don't speak that language here! You will certainly enjoy the writings - the isms, the tenets, the dogma, the doctrine, the irony, the humor, the lampooning ability, the facetiousness, the self-deprecation - of Danny Roberts. Just try to get through one article without laughing out loud! It should be noted that Danny "loves irony more than spitting at cats"!*

Danny Roberts has written professionally and must now share his special humor and the absurdities of his own thought with the world. The website itself is divided into sections - the main site and Danny's blog, on which he shares his writings. We urge you to become a "Short Bus Rider" at NO COST and receive updates and specials by email. You'll also be able to comment on Danny's articles, which is very special in itself, because if your comment is pathetic enough or stirs certain primal instincts within Danny, you may become the focal point of extreme humiliation his next article!

*There were no cats injured or humiliated during the construction of this website!

Be Sure to Visit:

The "Driving the Short Bus" Blog - This is where the "gems of literary genius" are archived.

Become a Short Bus Rider - Get all the benefits of registering as a Rider. You can comment on the articles and you'll receive all updates and notices of special events and offerings!

The "Driving the Short Bus" Shop - Check out all the available Bus Rider gear and special merchandise!

The "Driving the Short Bus" Podcast - Think it's funny in text, wait'll you hear it in audio! *Coming Soon!!

The "Driving the Short Bus" Shop is now OPEN and being tweaked price-wise as well as inventory-wise! Check out this awesome t-shirt - perfect for this time of year, as the "global warming" flakes fall hard, it's definitely time to get yourself into a cool tee!! You can see the logo design to the left. Who would not be proud to wear the "Certified Rider" logo! To shop, click the "Shop" button on the top menu, or click the logo to the left.

Testimony:

I work with Danny and have always enjoyed his humor there. He's just got a way with words. When I finally got my first taste of his writing, Sorta Like English, Yet Better,  I was blown away! I was sitting in my living room, laughing out loud and virtually crying! My wife, Crystal, who was on the couch nearby, stopped what she was doing and had me read the article out loud. It's the best laugh we've had together in quite a while! I look forward to each and every story Danny has to share!

Steve

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